M*E*T*A*L's Review Corner

[MothBall]

but my hairs black now

when i get the blonde thru it i will.

[M*E*T*A*L]

sweet!

[M*E*T*A*L]

EMPTY CAN OF COKE

the can is all red and... well... empty. the contents of the can tastefd very similar to pepsi... but was better, so i was kind of like coke... oh wait... it was coke, that would explain why. anywhoo, the can is red and has a shiny white and silver design on it making it a possible feature to put on your mantle piece. or u ca easily push a piece of the can in and poke holes in it make it a make-shift pipe to smoke illicit substances in.

overall this a a versatile product and is rather attractive andwould make a welcome addition to any fashion conscious household... 7/10

[M*E*T*A*L]

MY DOG

My dog is a StaffyXLabrador, has a very good temperament. Will eat anything and is fond of children. The quality of this product us sometimes a little dodgy, it is a pity it didn't come with manufatcureres warranty as it is prone to ear infections. Currently it is broken and in need of repair as it has two infected ears. Is an aquired taste as it is prne to licking and biting.

Overall a good pet 8.5/10

[MothBall]

is as cute as Monty???

[Mufftang]

i think not!

[MothBall]

i didnt think so

therefore your dog < alex's dog

[M*E*T*A*L]

SONY DVD ARCHITECT 3.0

this is an easy nad simple to use DVD creation program

is incredibly simple yet complex at the same time. when you first start using it, it is simple and easy, but when you look closer you realise you can tweak features, like the overlay mask on the buttons, meaning you can create your own highlights for when a button is selected and chapter menus are automated when you select it, meaning you say how many chapters you want shown on each page and it does it for you. you can create music compilations, meaning if you want to put your soundtrack on the dvd all you hav to do is covert the songs you want to .wav and drop and drag them into the music compilation window


the overall look is clean, neatr and tidy, meaning that using it is a breeze.

**9/10**

SONY VEGAS 6.0

this is a professional video editing tool and is apparently used by many dvd distributors and video editors around the world

ok, this program isn't as easy to get thwe hang of as DVD Architect, but once you hav figured it out you can use it very quickly and effectively. you can add masks to any video making the sepia toned, greyscale, look like it has bad tv reception on make all shadows or beams of light stand out. it can automatically produce scrolling or sliding credits for you, just input the data you want and it will do it for you. and you can have as many layers as you want on it, meaning that each scene's video and audion can be put on separate layers to make accessability and usability simpler.

overlapping and fade ins/outs are simple and easy, to input a form of media (whether it be still photos, video or audio) all you hav to do is drop and drag it from the windows explorer window at the bottom of the page.

this is a little complex to get going at first, but well worth the effort to use it

**9/10**

[M*E*T*A*L]

AVENGED SEVENFOLD - CITY OF EVIL


Vocals - M. Shadows
Guitar1 - Zacky Vengeance
Guitar2 - Synster
Bass - Johnny Christ
Drums - The Rev (AKA: The Reverand)
ok... a7x is a hardcore punk/rock/over the top retro 80's style band! meaning that they are unlike anything you've heard before! the vocals are almost operatic, with huge impact, having two guitarists and a bassist works well, giving the band a deeper sound, with The Rev on drums you can't go wrong.

a7x isn't what you'd normally expect from millionaire punk rockers, you think celebrity punks you think green day, the used, etc... they are all pussies! The Rev (drums) got arrested two months ago for getting into a bar fight in london (he was protecting the band manager though)... and Johnny Christ (bass) totalled his car three days after he bought... drink driving, haha!

Tracks to download:
The Beast and the Harlot
Trashed and Scattered
MIA
Blinded in Chains
Bat Country

Rating: 10/10... flawless album!

[Mufftang]

gee they sound great: why dont they just fukn kill themselves! they'll be a good band then. driving drunk and totaling a car, getting into fights (ok, that's cool if he was protecting his main man but still...)

[M*E*T*A*L]

they're already a good band, they're awesome. the funny thing about johhny christ totalling his car is that he crashed it into a parked truck 3 houses down from his own house!